Jimmyjane Hello Touch Pro Review: A Vibrator Designed Like Earbuds

As someone who’s barely 5 feet tall with relatively small hands, if I felt this much discomfort, I can’t imagine what someone bigger than me might experience. Unsurprisingly, my partner could barely get his index and middle fingers in the sleeves. We tried stretching the silicone, but that didn’t help our cause. Frankly, it’d be more comfortable to tie the vibrators to my fingers than try to deal with the sleeves again.

I also didn’t love the play-time-to-charge-time ratio. It takes 90 minutes to fully charge the finger vibrators, then you get only 25 minutes of run time. With some sex toys, this kind of charge time is normal when you’re using them at the highest vibration intensity level, but that wasn’t the case here. Because the Hello Touch Pro is so powerful, when I used it alone and with my partner, I never had it on full blast. It would still start to peter out around the 20-minute mark before deciding it needed a full-blown siesta not long after that.

The Hello Touch Pro is a fun finger vibrator, but the ill-fitting sleeves and short battery life ruin it. It’s doubly frustrating when you consider the fact that many people with vulvas need at least 20 minutes to become fully aroused, not to mention the relatively high $145 price. (Note: It’s often $75 at Amazon.)

These problems aren’t isolated to the Hello Touch Pro—Crave’s Tease finger vibrator has slightly better battery life (30 minutes), but I had fit issues, and the vibrations were weak. If you’re after something compact, perhaps try Crave’s Vesper 2, which can vibrate for 40 minutes and doubles as a beautiful necklace. It’s not exactly the same kind of finger fun, but at least you’ll still be able to feel your fingers after a romp.