WhatsApp Deploys AI, for Those Incapable of Comprehending Straightforward Messages From Their Friends and Family

We are once again asking: who asked for this? Summary Judgment WhatsApp is now offering AI summaries of text threads ...
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Tesla Robotaxi Safety Monitor Forced to Clamber Into Driver’s Seat and Take Over, Passenger Says

Earlier this year, Elon Musk promised that Tesla’s robotaxis would launch offering fully “unsupervised” rides with “no one in the ...
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If AI Is Doing Such Amazing Work, Everyone Should Get a Four-Day Workweek

In 2025, we’re constantly told, artificial intelligence is bringing about a workplace revolution. Countless billionaires have waxed poetic about the ...
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The Secret Reason So Many College Students Are Relying on AI Is Incredibly Sad

According to a new study, a staggering majority of American college students are using artificial intelligence in their studies — ...
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People Are Already Dropping Dead as Extreme Heat Scorches the US

In large swaths of these United States, people are already dying from this summer’s brutal heat wave. According to St. ...
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Extreme Heat Is Killing Unfathomable Numbers of People Worldwide Right Now

A huge heatwave is currently roasting vast swaths of the United States, sending temperatures skyrocketing over 100 degrees Fahrenheit across ...
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OpenAI Concerned That Its AI Is About to Start Spitting Out Novel Bioweapons

OpenAI is bragging that its forthcoming models are so advanced, they may be capable of building brand-new bioweapons. In a ...
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Police Shut Down AI Startup’s Party as CEO Screams That “Aura Is Just Too Strong!”

One of the Ivy League dropouts behind a buzzy AI “cheating” app tried to host an illegal party outside the ...
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Gas Stations Are Selling a Sleazy Drug That Gives You Seizures

Gas stations and head shops across the United States are still selling dangerous “elixirs” that cause life-threatening seizures and blackouts ...
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OpenAI May Have Screwed Up So Badly That Its Entire Future Is Under Threat

Battle of the titans. Forgiveness or Permission In its quest to become a for-profit entity, OpenAI may have catastrophically fumbled ...
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