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Department of Homeland Security Head Visited Biohazard Lab One Day Before Hospitalization
[ad_1] Image by Luke Johnson / Los Angeles Times via Getty / Futurism Kristi Noem, the gun-loving former South Dakota ...
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President of Signal Watches in Bemusement as Random Man Explains Her Company’s AI Strategy to Her
[ad_1] The act of mansplaining is alive and well on social media. Since what feels like the dawn of time, ...
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Nation Cringes as Man Goes on TV to Declare That He’s in Love With ChatGPT
[ad_1] Public declarations of emotion are one thing — but going on national television to declare that you’re in love ...
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NASA Sends Scary Email to Staff
[ad_1] An agency-wide, internal email sent out to all NASA staff warns of major changes ahead. The space agency is ...
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Strange Things Are Happening on the Surface of Pluto
[ad_1] Astronomers using the James Webb Space Telescope have peered into a mysterious blue haze cloaking the surface of Pluto ...
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Stanford Doctors Invent Device That Appears to Be Able to Save Tons of Stroke Patients Before They Die
[ad_1] Researchers have developed a novel device that literally spins away the clots that block blood flow to the brain ...
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Bill Nye Says He Keeps Begging RFK Jr. to Stop Texting Him
[ad_1] Everybody seems to want a piece of Bill Nye, the world’s premier science guy — including health secretary Robert ...
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Climate Change Is Ruining Cheese, Scientists and Farmers Warn
[ad_1] Climate change is making everything worse — including apparently threatening the dairy that makes our precious cheese. In interviews ...
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Puzzled Trump Says He Has No Idea Why Musk Supported Him in the First Place
[ad_1] President Donald Trump has once again said the quiet part out loud. During a signing ceremony for a trio ...
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