Iranian Hackers Threaten to Release Stolen Emails From Trump’s Inner Circle

Iranian Hackers Threaten to Release Stolen Emails From Trump’s Inner Circle
As tensions bristle in the Middle East following the Trump administration’s air strikes on Iran, hackers allegedly backed by the ...
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OpenAI Is Shutting Down for a Week

OpenAI Is Shutting Down for a Week
In a bid to retain its staffers amid a Meta poaching spree, OpenAI is giving them a mandatory week-long vacation. ...
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Anthropic Let an AI Agent Run a Small Shop and the Result Was Unintentionally Hilarious

Anthropic Let an AI Agent Run a Small Shop and the Result Was Unintentionally Hilarious
Anthropic ran an experiment where its Claude chatbot was put in charge of a tiny, automated “shop” inside its San ...
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Scientists Investigate What Happens If You Snort Moon Dust

Scientists Investigate What Happens If You Snort Moon Dust
Finally, science has an answer! The Good Stuff Wondering whether snorting Moon dust will kill you? Don’t worry: science is ...
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Scientists Detect Deep, Rhythmic Pulse Coming From Inside the Earth

Scientists Detect Deep, Rhythmic Pulse Coming From Inside the Earth
“This has profound implications…” DJ Earth Scientists have discovered a heartbeat-like pulse emanating from inside the Earth beneath the continent ...
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Microloan Apps May Be Poised to Destroy the Economy

Microloan Apps May Be Poised to Destroy the Economy
We love microlending, don’t we, folks? Unlike old-school credit cards, with their days-long approval processes and prior credit minimums, buy-now, ...
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The Economy Is So Off the Rails That They’re Trying to Figure Out How to Make Ads Specifically Targeted at AI Bots

The Economy Is So Off the Rails That They’re Trying to Figure Out How to Make Ads Specifically Targeted at AI Bots
As artificial intelligence ruins the economy and takes over the world, Google is quietly working to change the advertising game in ...
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Huge Number of Crypto Users Suddenly Getting Terrifying Letters From the IRS

Huge Number of Crypto Users Suddenly Getting Terrifying Letters From the IRS
Crypto bros are freaking out amid a surge in letters from the Internal Revenue Service about their digital currency holdings. ...
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WhatsApp Deploys AI, for Those Incapable of Comprehending Straightforward Messages From Their Friends and Family

WhatsApp Deploys AI, for Those Incapable of Comprehending Straightforward Messages From Their Friends and Family
We are once again asking: who asked for this? Summary Judgment WhatsApp is now offering AI summaries of text threads ...
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Tesla Robotaxi Safety Monitor Forced to Clamber Into Driver’s Seat and Take Over, Passenger Says

Tesla Robotaxi Safety Monitor Forced to Clamber Into Driver’s Seat and Take Over, Passenger Says
Earlier this year, Elon Musk promised that Tesla’s robotaxis would launch offering fully “unsupervised” rides with “no one in the ...
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