CEO Behind “Fortnite” Trashes Execs Suddenly Swearing Allegiance to Donald Trump

“Beware of the scummy monopoly campaign to vilify competition law.” Pretend Politics The CEO of Epic Games, the maker of ...
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Supreme Court Justice Demands to Know Why Pornhub Doesn’t Have Literary Essays Alongside the Gangbangs

Some folks go to Hooters for the wings, or buy Playboy for the articles. Others, like sitting Supreme Court Justice ...
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The Hawk Tuah Girl Hasn’t Posted a New Podcast Since Her Crypto Project Imploded

It’s now been six weeks since Haliey “Hawk Tuah” Welch launched her disastrous and allegedly fraudulent meme coin — and ...
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Company Says Its Sexy Robot “Companions” No Longer Have Genitals and Are “Not Meant for Sex”

A life-sized robot dubbed “Aria” drew plenty of attention on the show floor of this year’s Consumer Electronics Show in ...
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Manufacturers Giving Robot Vacuums Arms, to Better Attack Humans During the Machine Uprising

Oh no. Rise of the Vacuums Robotics companies have found a new and creative way to get consumers to shell ...
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Waymo Self-Driving Taxi Flummoxed by Construction Worker’s Hand Signals

Waymo’s cars are still struggling with the basics. Wave Function Collapse For years, Google’s Waymo driverless taxis have been wreaking ...
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Scientists Say They’ve Figured Out What Turned the Sun Blue

The Sun was feeling gloomy. Clouded Thoughts In 1831, a volcanic eruption flooded the skies with so much sulfur gas ...
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Jimmy Carter Once Lowered Himself Into a Nuclear Reactor After a Partial Meltdown

“They let us get probably a thousand times more radiation than they would now.” Under-Reacting As his national funeral unfolds, ...
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It Only Works If We Keep Clapping So It Doesn’t Die

There’s no limit to the promise of artificial intelligence. Or at least, there’s no limit to the promises that the ...
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While AI Causes Climate Change, Nvidia Scientist Proposes AI-Powered Firefighting Robots

While California burns, a scientist from the world’s biggest artificial intelligence chipmaker is suggesting that AI could help fight the ...
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