Police Shut Down AI Startup’s Party as CEO Screams That “Aura Is Just Too Strong!”

Police Shut Down AI Startup’s Party as CEO Screams That “Aura Is Just Too Strong!”
One of the Ivy League dropouts behind a buzzy AI “cheating” app tried to host an illegal party outside the ...
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Gas Stations Are Selling a Sleazy Drug That Gives You Seizures

Gas Stations Are Selling a Sleazy Drug That Gives You Seizures
Gas stations and head shops across the United States are still selling dangerous “elixirs” that cause life-threatening seizures and blackouts ...
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OpenAI May Have Screwed Up So Badly That Its Entire Future Is Under Threat

OpenAI May Have Screwed Up So Badly That Its Entire Future Is Under Threat
Battle of the titans. Forgiveness or Permission In its quest to become a for-profit entity, OpenAI may have catastrophically fumbled ...
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Tesla Just Admitted Something Wildly Embarrassing About What’ll Be in the Front Seat of All Its Robotaxis

Tesla Just Admitted Something Wildly Embarrassing About What’ll Be in the Front Seat of All Its Robotaxis
Tesla is poised to finally launch its long-awaited robotaxi service this weekend in Austin, Texas. But there’s a huge, embarrassing ...
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Solar Company Sues Google for Giving Damaging Information in AI Overviews

Solar Company Sues Google for Giving Damaging Information in AI Overviews
A solar firm in Minnesota is suing Google for defamation after the tech giant’s shoddy AI Overviews feature allegedly made ...
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Scientists Scanned the Brains of Hardcore Gooners and Found Something Ominous

Scientists Scanned the Brains of Hardcore Gooners and Found Something Ominous
Image by Getty / Futurism Watching a whole bunch of smut has some major side effects — and no, we’re ...
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Department of Homeland Security Head Visited Biohazard Lab One Day Before Hospitalization

Department of Homeland Security Head Visited Biohazard Lab One Day Before Hospitalization
Image by Luke Johnson / Los Angeles Times via Getty / Futurism Kristi Noem, the gun-loving former South Dakota governor ...
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President of Signal Watches in Bemusement as Random Man Explains Her Company’s AI Strategy to Her

President of Signal Watches in Bemusement as Random Man Explains Her Company’s AI Strategy to Her
The act of mansplaining is alive and well on social media. Since what feels like the dawn of time, overconfident ...
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Nation Cringes as Man Goes on TV to Declare That He’s in Love With ChatGPT

Nation Cringes as Man Goes on TV to Declare That He’s in Love With ChatGPT
Public declarations of emotion are one thing — but going on national television to declare that you’re in love with ...
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NASA Sends Scary Email to Staff

NASA Sends Scary Email to Staff
An agency-wide, internal email sent out to all NASA staff warns of major changes ahead. The space agency is expected ...
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