Microloan Apps May Be Poised to Destroy the Economy

We love microlending, don’t we, folks? Unlike old-school credit cards, with their days-long approval processes and prior credit minimums, buy-now, ...
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The Economy Is So Off the Rails That They’re Trying to Figure Out How to Make Ads Specifically Targeted at AI Bots

As artificial intelligence ruins the economy and takes over the world, Google is quietly working to change the advertising game in ...
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Huge Number of Crypto Users Suddenly Getting Terrifying Letters From the IRS

Crypto bros are freaking out amid a surge in letters from the Internal Revenue Service about their digital currency holdings. ...
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WhatsApp Deploys AI, for Those Incapable of Comprehending Straightforward Messages From Their Friends and Family

We are once again asking: who asked for this? Summary Judgment WhatsApp is now offering AI summaries of text threads ...
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Tesla Robotaxi Safety Monitor Forced to Clamber Into Driver’s Seat and Take Over, Passenger Says

Earlier this year, Elon Musk promised that Tesla’s robotaxis would launch offering fully “unsupervised” rides with “no one in the ...
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If AI Is Doing Such Amazing Work, Everyone Should Get a Four-Day Workweek

In 2025, we’re constantly told, artificial intelligence is bringing about a workplace revolution. Countless billionaires have waxed poetic about the ...
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The Secret Reason So Many College Students Are Relying on AI Is Incredibly Sad

According to a new study, a staggering majority of American college students are using artificial intelligence in their studies — ...
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People Are Already Dropping Dead as Extreme Heat Scorches the US

In large swaths of these United States, people are already dying from this summer’s brutal heat wave. According to St. ...
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Extreme Heat Is Killing Unfathomable Numbers of People Worldwide Right Now

A huge heatwave is currently roasting vast swaths of the United States, sending temperatures skyrocketing over 100 degrees Fahrenheit across ...
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OpenAI Concerned That Its AI Is About to Start Spitting Out Novel Bioweapons

OpenAI is bragging that its forthcoming models are so advanced, they may be capable of building brand-new bioweapons. In a ...
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