Meta Appears to Have Invented a Device Allowing You to Type With Your Brain
Image by Getty / Futurism Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta says it’s created a device that lets you produce text simply by ...
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Scientists Invent Device That Straps to Any Car’s Tailpipe, Transforming Exhaust Into Electricity
Pretty neat! The combustion engines in gas-powered cars can produce a lot of power by burning dead dinosaurs, but they’re ...
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Unfortunate Exoplanet Being Dragged by Star at Unfathomable Speed
A tiny star is making big moves — whether its accomplice likes it or not. Astronomers have spotted a star ...
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Government Fires Specialists Without Realizing They Were in Charge of Nuclear Bombs, Then Panics and Tries to Rehire Them
Paging Dr. Strangelove We’ve all made mistakes before. Maybe we did something in the heat of the moment, or said ...
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Animal Lovers Alarmed as Company Goes Dark After Putting Microchips in Tens of Thousands of Pets
It’s standard practice in the veterinary field to microchip pets. So standard, in fact, that some 3.5 million household animals ...
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Jeep Drivers Bombarded With Ads for Extended Warranty on Their Center Console Displays
The smartphone-ification of cars continues to unleash new horrors of tech-inflected capitalism. Just ask Jeep drivers, who are suffering through ...
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Confused Senator Rages That Self-Driving Cars Are Woke
Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) believes that topics as diverse as solar eclipses and self-driving cars are “neo-Marxist class warfare propaganda.” According to ...
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Tesla Using Close Relationship With Chinese Communist Party to Punish Drivers Who Complain That Their Brakes Suddenly Stopped Working
Tesla has pursued an unusually aggressive tactic in China to silence its critics. As the Associated Press reports, the company ...
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As Hype Fades, OpenAI Suddenly Cancels Release of Its Hot Upcoming AI
OpenAI Season As the AI industry gets more and more crowded — and its hype more diffuse — OpenAI CEO Sam ...
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As DOGE Tries to Cut Costs, Its Expenses Are Growing Larger and Larger
Billionaire CEO and White House advisor Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has amassed roughly 30 staffers with the ...
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