Manufacturers Giving Robot Vacuums Arms, to Better Attack Humans During the Machine Uprising

Oh no. Rise of the Vacuums Robotics companies have found a new and creative way to get consumers to shell ...
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Waymo Self-Driving Taxi Flummoxed by Construction Worker’s Hand Signals

Waymo’s cars are still struggling with the basics. Wave Function Collapse For years, Google’s Waymo driverless taxis have been wreaking ...
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Scientists Say They’ve Figured Out What Turned the Sun Blue

The Sun was feeling gloomy. Clouded Thoughts In 1831, a volcanic eruption flooded the skies with so much sulfur gas ...
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Jimmy Carter Once Lowered Himself Into a Nuclear Reactor After a Partial Meltdown

“They let us get probably a thousand times more radiation than they would now.” Under-Reacting As his national funeral unfolds, ...
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It Only Works If We Keep Clapping So It Doesn’t Die

There’s no limit to the promise of artificial intelligence. Or at least, there’s no limit to the promises that the ...
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While AI Causes Climate Change, Nvidia Scientist Proposes AI-Powered Firefighting Robots

While California burns, a scientist from the world’s biggest artificial intelligence chipmaker is suggesting that AI could help fight the ...
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Trump Blames California Wildfires on “Worthless Fish”

Big brain time. Smelt It, Delta It President-elect Donald Trump has found the real culprit behind Los Angeles’ massive and ...
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Facebook Caught Hosting AI-Powered Hitler

The bare minimum: don’t create RoboHitler! RoboHitler Fresh on the heels of Meta-formerly-Facebook issuing a sweeping — not to mention ...
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Crypto Platforms Like Polymarket Now Taking Bets on Los Angeles Fire Devastation

“Polymarket should be shut down for this.” Fire Sale As Los Angeles burns, users of the crypto-based platform Polymarket are ...
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Cybertruck Bomber Used ChatGPT to Plan His Attack

A weird new development. TerrorGPT Las Vegas police officials have revealed that active duty Green Beret soldier Matthew Livelsberger, who ...
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