The Vast Majority of Trump’s Net Worth Is Now in His Meme Coin
Yes, you’re reading that correctly. Meme Streak President-elect Donald Trump may have spent his career playing the role of a ...
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Vile Startup Charges Gig Workers to Get Paid on Time
“It feels like we’re being held to ransom. It’s so immoral it’s unreal.” Skim off the Top A company has ...
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FDA Working to Remove the Stuff in Cigarettes That Feels Good
Image by Getty / Futurism Smoking cigarettes is extremely deadly; each year, the habit is estimated to kill around 480,000 ...
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Elon Musk, Who Is Definitely Not Secretly Trump’s Boss, Will Have Office on White House Compound
They’re ready to move in together. Office Space Multi-hyphenate billionaire Elon Musk has grown so close to president-elect Donald Trump that he’ll ...
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NASA Posts Touching Tribute to the Late David Lynch
“We will see you in our dreams.” Dream Weaver In the wake of celebrated surrealist director David Lynch’s death at ...
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Elon Musk Lost a Bet That COVID Would Quickly Fade, and What He Did Next Says a Lot About Him as a Person
There’s “something seriously wrong with his moral compass, if not his perception of reality,” Friend to Foe During the early ...
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CEO Behind “Fortnite” Trashes Execs Suddenly Swearing Allegiance to Donald Trump
“Beware of the scummy monopoly campaign to vilify competition law.” Pretend Politics The CEO of Epic Games, the maker of ...
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Supreme Court Justice Demands to Know Why Pornhub Doesn’t Have Literary Essays Alongside the Gangbangs
Some folks go to Hooters for the wings, or buy Playboy for the articles. Others, like sitting Supreme Court Justice ...
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The Hawk Tuah Girl Hasn’t Posted a New Podcast Since Her Crypto Project Imploded
It’s now been six weeks since Haliey “Hawk Tuah” Welch launched her disastrous and allegedly fraudulent meme coin — and ...
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Company Says Its Sexy Robot “Companions” No Longer Have Genitals and Are “Not Meant for Sex”
A life-sized robot dubbed “Aria” drew plenty of attention on the show floor of this year’s Consumer Electronics Show in ...
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