Man Arrested for Raising $60 Million for AI Startup, Instead Spending It on Luxurious Lifestyle

The founder of a San Francisco-based AI startup called On Platform was arrested last week after prosecutors charged that he ...
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Chinese Astronauts Create Rocket Fuel in Space Using “Artificial Photosynthesis”

Could this be the key for generating breathable air on the Moon? Breathing New Air Chinese astronauts claim to have ...
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Members of AI Fringe Group Arrested for Two Killings

This is getting weird, even for AI. Cultimate Warrior As if the San Francisco Bay Area couldn’t get any weirder, ...
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Elon Musk Just Pulled Something Unbelievably Sketchy at the US Treasury

Nothing to see here. Forbidden Treasure It looks like Elon Musk and his buddies have forced another US official out ...
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After Gutting Airline Safety and Immediately Experiencing the Worst Airliner Tragedy Since 2001, Trump Blames Woke

As officials are still trying to piece together what led to the deadly midair collision between a commercial jet and ...
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Gamers Disgusted as Elon Musk Admits to Cheating at Video Games After Bragging About Being Top Player

When you’re one of the most powerful men in the history of the world, not everything is fiscal agenda and ...
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OpenAI Hit With Wave of Mockery for Crying That Someone Stole Its Work Without Permission to Build a Competing Product

ChatGPT maker OpenAI has become the subject of widespread mockery online after whining that buzzy Chinese AI startup DeepSeek stole ...
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Country Says “Hmmm” as Elon Musk Teams Up With Boeing to Create Amazingly Safe New Air Force One

What could possibly go wrong? Air Force None After leaving the federal government’s operations in shambles and causing major confusion ...
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Former Intel CEO Says After Seeing DeepSeek, He’s Done With OpenAI

News of Chinese AI company DeepSeek’s success continues to send ripples throughout the West, tanking Nvidia’s stock valuation, spawning endless ...
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Crypto-Obsessed DJ Clowned by Entire Dance Music Community For Playing Trump’s Inauguration

Mouse Murder Members of the electronic dance music [EDM] world have choice words for DJ and crypto bro Justin “3LAU” ...
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