Biden Muses That He Could Be Sent to Space to Rescue Stranded Astronauts

“I’m a bit of involved he could wish to ship me to house as a result of we acquired to get some people again dwelling!”

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President Joe Biden is able to hop on an area rocket and rescue the 2 NASA astronauts who’ve been stranded on board the International Space Station since June.

The octogenarian made the tongue-in-cheek remarks throughout the APEC financial convention in Peru final week.

“Each time my spouse thinks I’m getting out of hand, she says, ‘I’m going to name [Nelson] and have him ship you to house,” Biden joked whereas addressing the viewers, as quoted by the New York Post. He was referring to NASA administrator Invoice Nelson, who attended Biden’s assembly with Peruvian president Dina Boluarte.

“And I’m a bit of involved he could wish to ship me to house as a result of we acquired to get some people again dwelling!” he added.

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In fact, Biden is not in any situation to even foot inside a SpaceX Crew Dragon spacecraft. The 81-year-old’s well being has deteriorated significantly, resulting in him infamously mumbling his way through answers on the June 27 presidential debate with president-elect Donald Trump on CNN.

In the meantime, NASA astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams are patiently awaiting their journey again dwelling after Boeing’s Starliner spacecraft suffered major technical glitches throughout their journey to house.

The capsule returned to the surface without them in September after NASA deemed the journey too risky for Wilmore and Williams.

As an alternative, the pair will return on board SpaceX’s Crew Dragon in February, stretching what was alleged to be an eight-day journey into an eight-month one.

In brief, it actually will not be Biden who will come to their rescue; it’s going to be the crew of SpaceX’s Crew-9 mission, who arrived on the ISS on September 29 with two empty seats earmarked for Wilmore and Williams’ return.

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